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The Difference Between MD's and PhD's

The Difference Between MD's and PhD's

4 MDs and 4 PhDs are going to a meeting by train. The 4 MDs each have their own ticket, but the 4 PhDs (who have little money, of course) have 1 ticket among them.
The MDs ask the PhDs (in a caring manner), "How are you going to manage with just one ticket between the ten of you? "Just watch," reply the PhDs.
They all get on the train and the 4 MDs take their seats and hand their tickets to the conductor. But the PhDs all pile into a bathroom, and when the conductor comes by, a single arm reaches out and gives him the ticket.
The MDs, feeling enlightened, decide to try the same thing on the way home, so they purchase just one ticket among ten of them. The PhDs buy no ticket at all.
"How are you going to get home?" ask the MDs.
"Just watch." the PhDs reply.
When they get on the train, all the MDs pile into a bathroom. 3 of PhDs get into another bathroom. The fourth Ph.D. then knocks on the MDs' bathroom door and says "Ticket please."
M.D=Medicinae Doctor (=Doctor of Medicine)  醫學博士,醫生
PhD=Philosophiae Doctor (=Doctor of Philosophy)  哲學博士,博士生

4 位醫生和4 位博士生之間的差別

4 位醫生和4 位博士生搭火車要去參加一個會議。 4位醫生各有各的車票,但4位博士生(當然他們沒有多少錢),其中一位有一張車票。
醫生問博士生(在一個充滿愛心的方式),“你如何只用一張車票來負責你們這群人呢?”等著瞧吧,“博士生回答。
他們都上車和4位醫生坐在他們的座位和4位博士生只有一位帶頭的拿車票,但是,所有博士生都擠進一間洗手間,當售票員來了,一個手臂伸出手,給了他的車票。
這些醫生,感覺有了啟發,決定在回家的路上嘗試用同樣的事情,所以他們只購買了一張車票,而博士生一張票都沒有買。
“你們怎麼回家?” 這些醫生問。
”等著瞧吧,“博士生回答。
當他們上車,所有的醫生擠進一間洗手間。 3個博士生進入另一個浴室。然後第四個博士生去敲那些醫生所在的洗手間的門,並說:“請給我你的車票。”
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